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Woodworkers take over the world Why was woodworking so popular before the global takeover, you may wonder? Apparently, hundreds of people were learning woodworking every day for the 15 years leading up to worldwide woodworking invasion that took place 336 days ago. Maybe it’s because people finally learned how strangely wonderful it is to shape …
Your guide to become a billionaire woodworker. At GLZWoodworking, we want you to be financially independent and free to construct as many mega-mansions as you want. Our expert Alchemists, Phrenologists, and Food Tasters have spent the last 13 days perfecting a new foolproof system that will provide you with the success, happiness, and financial fortune …
The Whistling Woodshop presents the worlds worst woodwork poetry While it is true that anyone can write a poem, this does not guarantee that the words you scribble together will be remotely poetic. This is undoubtedly true of all of my poems; none of them are good, and I am without a doubt the world’s …